"Why are you carrying me over puddles? Just buy me wellies." Sirius shook his head in mock disapproval, tossing the ball that he had caught from one hand to the other. "I mean. Remus and I figured that you'd still be in love with Lily, so you weren't really an option. If it makes you feel better, we did agree that you'd have the biggest boobs if you were a girl."

So there, that should hopefully turn that frown upside down. He tossed the ball back at James. "It's just because we were talking about the winter ball and Remus said he's flying solo forever. Just, you know. Girls are sensible. I'd be into Remus."