"I should advertise that in the Daily Prophet, wonder how many people would just love being spared those boring parties." There wasn't anyone from either of their houses around, so Regulus didn't have to worry about his mother, their mother, ever finding out he had actually had a civil conversation with his brother. "They'd like you just fine if they actually got to know you. You used to be a really funny bloke, too."

Sirius smirked, then shrugged. "I could set you up with someone, if you'd like. No one'd have to know."