"I have manly legs, sod off." He was going to be worrying about that now for days. Should he wear baggier pants? Did everyone think this? God, he needed a longer robe next year. He looked down and frowned - well, time to build up thigh muscles and bulk. "It's weird that you were even looking."

With a roll of his eyes, he shook his head and tried not to get distracted. "Sirius, could you please remove the bleeding sparkles from my hair?" There. He said please. "I don't want to go to this event looking like a pixie of all things."