"Wear the grey tie with the black shirt and don't add colours because then you're just asking for attention." And that was never good at these things. To survive, one had to blend, nod and agree and try not to cause any fuss. He was very good these days at just agreeing. Made him happier too. "And red does nothing for your brown eyes. You'd do better with green."

Had to be said. Regulus gave Sirius a sardonic smile before raising his hand and ruffling his hair, trying to get the sparkles out of it. It did very little.

Pausing mid ruffle, he looked up, positively baffled. "... You what?" He looked down at himself. "I do not have girly legs."