"You're not as funny as you think you are, you know? The only one laughing is you. Well, sometimes your idiotic friends but you all share one brain cell so that makes sense." Sirius definitely got worse once that James Potter fool meddled in his affairs. He probably influenced him into Gryffindor on that first day, led astray by childish promises.

With an annoyed huff, he ruffled his hair. "I've washed it twice and it still sparkles. What do I do to remove it?"