"You could date him. You are right, you know? If he was a girl, he'd have fantastic knockers." Which didn't really make dating actual Peter any more desirable, but hey. He was trying to talk him up here. "I could get Remus a date too, but he's better off without one. I'll keep him company while you are off annoying Lily."

Especially if it was close to a full moon, he could use some moral support through that. "When do you leave for holidays? I'm still not sure if I'll get a call home or be able to weasel myself out of that."