James caught the ball and tossed it in the air before flopping back, watching it before it hit him in the stomach. "She is nice to everyone, isn't she? She's such a lovely girl. She's even nice to ol' Snivellus and Merlin only knows why." He didn't get it. Why did that psycho get love and he didn't? He blindly tossed the ball forward, assuming Sirius would get it.

"More like Remus?" Huh. "You'd-- That's a weird sentence. Also hey!

James suddenly sat upright, pouting very obviously. "Why wouldn't you date me? I'm a catch. I look great, I smell great and I'm very humble." Just not today, apparently. "I'd be a proper gent to you too. I'd open doors and carry you over puddles."