"Excuse you, it's not all about size... but mine is bigger than average. We checked, remember." They did once have a measuring contest... they were teenage boys, it was funny and they had a ruler. What else were they to do? He leaned back on his bed and puffed out an annoyed exhale. "It's not arrogance though. Like, you know, if you're good at everything then that's just fact. I ain't bragging, just stating facts."

So he didn't think it was arrogance. Maybe pride? He was a proud swiggity-swaggery stag with a plenty big dick.

"I dunno if it's good or bad to swagger but she said it with that tone. You know the one. The tone." It was a never good tone. "It wasn't said with love, I can say that much."