"It's the lowest bar in the world. So low, you'll trip over it." Remus didn't know what his type was, he never really felt much for girls but then, he never really thought about it. To him, dating seemed like such a far off and impossible concept that it didn't even connect as something he could do. Getting close to people had it's risks and he didn't think he could keep it all up like that.

"My ideal date is someone who buys me chocolate." That was about all he could think of. He knew blokes were supposed to buy the chocolates and all but he felt like equality. He wanted chocolate too. "That's about it. I guess I also got a pretty low bar."