"True, true." Sirius nodded and then sighed wistfully, as he threw an arm across Remus' shoulder, declaring loudly, "How I wish I could nuzzle James' ample bosom."

Some girls they were passing in the hallway had been giggling, but now they just gaped, wondering what the hell they were talking about. Chances were, they'd never find out. Sirius just grinned, well entertained. "What do you fancy in a girl anyway? I still haven't figured that one out. Pretty much begins and ends at 'scandalises my parents', but that's a low bar."