"Don't give me glasses, I'd look like a total loser. Only guys like James pull off glasses cause he's got the whole jock thing, balances well with the glasses look. Put glasses on a scrawny soul like me and you're slapping a target on my poor back." Remus hauled himself up and shook his head, giving Sirius an amused grin. "Ah yes, the infamous breast conversation. How could anyone forget? Glasses didn't save him that day, did they?"

He accidentally called Sirius his 'breast' friend and got slapped not long after for staring. Stupid bastard. "You know who'd look positively dashing in glasses? Peter. I think it could be a new look for him. Make him look less like a potato and more like... an intelligent potato."