"Let's go. You've studied enough for today anyway. Although, that bookish streak? Truly attractive." Sirius nodded wisely. "We should get you a pair of glasses, really sell the bit. You don't wanna look at anyone's knockers, just your books. It's romantic, innit?" Something like that, anyway.

"A lot better than that time Lily wore a bikini and James said hello to her breasts."