"No way. If you were a bird, you'd be out of my league. Out of every boys league. You'd date a bloke like James and then God help us all." He did not fancy that couple at all, the chaos it'd bring. Luckily, even if Sirius was a girl, he doubted anyone could pull James away from his true love - the one and only, Lily. Though he might have used girl-Sirius to make her jealous. Now there was a soap opera plot. "Girls like a handsome, strong sorta bloke who's all cleaned up and proper. I'm not that kind of boy."

He was scraggly and scruffy, he was thin and gangly, he didn't dress up nice and he could never be as clean as Sirius cause seriously, looked like a lot of effort. He brushed his teeth and showered, that was enough. "Besides, I don't wanna date. It's ... complicated."

Cause sooner or later, he'd have to tell her and that was impossible.