"That's the point of it. Although I've already thought up some ways to mae it more interesting, have to cheer up James after he's going to end up going with... Whoever knows, someone not Lily, exclusively to make Lily jealous, which is not going to work and probably get him slapped by at least one girl." It was like watching a man run towards a clip. Sirius would stop him, but he knew there was no way to do that, so why not have fun instead?

"I don't have a date either. Though you could totally get a date if you wanted." Sirius narrowed his eyes, looking Remus over critically. "If I was a bird, I'd be all over you."