"Cor, blimey! That was a riveting journey through time. I got chills, mate." Eagerly, Remus clapped his hand and picked a flower from the ground, tossing it at Sirius to congratulate him on his stunning performance of that boring historical event. And hey, it was probably pretty accurate, to be fair. "Why are men always so bleeding thick? Like, I get it, women can be a lot but why do they always think pissing them off is going to solve the issue? My dad always says to give a woman what she wants and you'll have a happy home."

And Remus believed that so he did everything his mom asked. Even if she asked stupid stuff like folding his socks and doing his bed up every morning.

"Speaking of pissing women off, is that where James is? Chasing around Lily again, is he?" The last time he saw James, he was working on his next grand display to secure his date to the winter ball. Good luck to him, is all Remus could say. He didn't stand a chance.