"Oh yeah, your life is a tragedy." He supposed it was in some ways but it was hard to miss the sheer luck and talent Sirius had. Remus wasn't jealous of it really but it did piss him off that he barely studied and aced his tests. How was that fair? Where was the justice? If he had to be bored studying, so did James and Sirius!

Dropped down on the floor, safely in the shade, he took the book off his head and placed it onto Sirius' playfully.

"I think you have to have a flaw. One glaring flaw you're hiding." He leaned forward, smirking. "I bet you've got a small dick. Have to. God ain't that bloody kind, everyone has a drawback. Or I hope so."