"For the Greater Good." Remus knew that one because he'd seen it written in the bathroom stall and heard people saying it before to be cool or controversial. He supposed some people believed that bullshit. "Whatever that means. You know, it's quicker to just read the book." Once again, he tried for the book but he just couldn't get it.

So in the end, he got Sirius, he wrapped his arms around him and gripped him tight. "Give up the book, Pads." He knew he wasn't as strong as Sirius but he had a secret weapon.

He tickled him. "Gimme!"