The only one who didn't seem perturbed by the chaos sat on the Slytherin table, watching them with just the hint of smugness on his face. Even if Remus hadn't been the intended target - which did irk him a bit - Severus decided that this revenge was perfect. If Remus would happen to look his way, he'd see that at least one person was happy with the way things were going.

Sirius smiled widely and nodded. "Of course I am! I'm crazy in love." He just kissed Remus right on the lips, completely uncaring of the audience they had. "You'll wait for me after detention, won't you?" He kissed him again, but pulled away when he felt a hand on his shoulder.

"Hello, Professor." He smiled at his teacher.

"What was all this about, Mr. Black?"

"I had to stand up for my beloved."

She eyed him for a long moment, then looked at Remus instead. "Explain."