"Siri broke up with me!" Apparently she didn't care whether all of the Great Hall could hear her. "Because he's soooo in love with you." She walked closer and tugged on her shirt, flashing a good bit of her cleavage to everyone who cared to look their way, which was pretty much everyone by now. "Who wants to be with some skinny faggot when he can have this?!"

With a loud sound, her hand connected with Remus' cheek. "That's for turning my Siri gay!"

By now Sirius had noticed what was going on, so it was only a second later that he stood between Remus and Rebecca, fuming, wand at the ready.

"Mr. Black! Don't you dare!" McGonogall was making her way towards them.

Sirius did dare. Rebecca really didn't look better with snakes for her hair, but the screaming she did was rather entertaining, at least from a Marauder's perspective.

While chaos erupted around them and the Transfiguration teacher was distracted by getting Rebecca to stand still long enough for her to undo the spell, Sirius turned around, dramatically looking right into Remus' eyes and cupping the cheek that had been slapped.

"Are you alright, beloved?"